Q: What's the difference between Arsenal and an eagle?
A: An eagle has got two decent wings.
Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea player and a supermarket trolley?
A: The trolley has a mind of it's own.
Q: How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.
(If you've got a funny soccer joke that you'd like to share with the team, email it to aukarch@bigpond.com and I'll put it up on the website!)
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